Drop Something On The Person Below You

*I catch the coin*

Hey, it's a two tailed coin. I'll keep it.

*Sees wishing well*

Hmm...

*Flips coin into the wishing well*

*The wishing well falls through a sinkhole*
 
Hey my wish came true. I wished for a wishing well.

*Opens up wishing well to the public*

*Makes a fortune*

*Buys a golden banana*

*Eats the banana*

*Drops golden banana peel*
 
*The golden banana peel falls into a garbage truck that went by my house*

I wished I could change the world. What a waste of a wish!

*A statue of me falls from the sky somewhere in New York City*
 
*The statue lands on my car, blowing up and making a giant crater*

Holy **** that was powerful!

*A thick gas rises up through the crater*

*The gas causes acid rain to fall*
 
The acid rain turned my pet rhino into a unicorn. Awesome!

*I ride the unicorn to reality*

*The unicorn dies*

*I throw a birthday cake*
 
*Lands in a mud puddle*

Oh no!

*Feeds cake to a dog*

*The dog asks for more*

Well let's see what the person below me will feed you.

*Drops dog*
 
*The dog and its cohorts attack me*

*I feed the dog my hot dog*

*The dog runs away*

You Win!

*I drop a New Year's Eve Bomb*
 
Oh.......well too bad it's not New Year's Eve.

*Puts bomb in a time capsule*

O WAIT MY BASEBALL CARDS WERE IN TH....!

*New Years Eve bomb explodes*

*The cards shoot into the air*

*One of the cards remains intact and falls out of the sky*
 
*The card lands into a toaster*

*The toaster explodes from the baseball card's awesomeness.*

*I get so mad at the toaster I throw a microwave.*
 
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*I catch the microwave and cook a hot pocket*

*I take the hot pocket out, take a bite, and burn my tongue*

OW!

*The hot pocket filling falls out*

*It's whatever flavor you want it to be*
 
*Ice cream, pickle, and hot sauce pours out and into my new car fuel tank for testing.*

*Starts car*

*The car does nothing.*

*I walk away*

*The car flies into space*

*I turn around*

*A kitten with rabies falls out of the sky.*
 
*The cat falls into my pocket*

Huh? I guess space cats are really small.

*The cat bites me*

AHHH!

*The cat causes a rupee to fall out of my pocket*
 
*The rupee rips a hole in my RC hot air balloon.*

*I catch the rupee.*

*I throw the rupee far away.*

*Poochy attempts to fetch the rupee.*

*Poochy falls from an absurdly tall building*.
 
*Poochie falls and impales himself on a steel rod*

:O!

*Poochie explodes into a rainbow and shoots into outer space at the speed of light*

Bye!

*Poochie left behind a Rolex*
 
*The Rolex falls into my chicken noodle soup.*

*The Rolex melts.*

*I eat the soup*

*Goes back in time*

*The Rolex falls into the trash*

*I drop your invisible girlfriend and laugh like a manic.*
 
*I aim to catch her but it's hard because she's invisible*

*I hear something hit the ground*

*Luckily she's okay*

Close one.

*I drop Mario*
 
*Mario falls into lava, gets his butt burned, and shoots into the air*

*Link sips on some hot tea*
 
*Wario squashes Luigi and spills his tea.*

*Mario flew too close to the sun and disintegrated.*

*I drop a confusing riddle.*
 
*I try to crack the riddle*

*I can't*

*I decide that if I can't solve a simple riddle, what kind of person am I?*

*I take a long walk to think about my life*

*I decide that it's all the riddle's fault*

*All of a sudden I know what the riddle means*

*The riddle translates to, "You shouldn't spend all your time focusing on riddles"*

*I scream and throw a grilled cheese at the next person's head*
 
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