Drop Something On The Person Below You

*The grilled cheese connects*

*The grilled cheese melts my face in the most horrible way possible.*

I can't see!

*I hear someone walking by my glass mailbox.*

*I think they are most likely going to break it.*

*I run and try to Falcon Punch whoever shows up next.*
 
*The punch shoots me far away but not before I smash the mailbox and take the mail inside*

*I sit up and read it*

*It's an eviction notice*

Well I feel sorry for that guy. HA HA!

*Cipher Vistra catches up to me and Falcon punches me again, causing me to drop my AK-47*
 
*The AK-47 falls on my toe.*

*I take the grilled cheese off my face.*

*I pick up the AK-47*

*I read the eviction notice.*

Hey. My house is actually the one next door that looks exactly the same!

*Heads home.*

*I drop TM101.*
 
*I take the TM101 and decide to hunt down Cipher Vistra*

*Along the way I meet Foshi*

Hey boy! Wanna help me get revenge!

Foshi: FOSHI!

That a boy!

*I ride Foshi across a long dessert*

*Foshi jumps a ravine that's in the way*

*I drop an Assassin's Creed hidden blade*
 
*The blade lands into a pedestal and fits way too tightly in it.*

*Donkey Kong shows up and tries to get it out.*

*Donkey Kong fails and gets angry.*

*Donkey threw a dung beetle that was holding dung.
 
*While still after Cipher Vistra the piece of dung lands right in front of me*

Whew! Good thing it didn't land on my head. Wait Foshi don't eat th-

*Foshi eats the dung*

*Foshi starts glowing*

Foshi? Are you oka-

*Foshi takes off at the speed of sound*

*It's all I can do to hang on*

WOOOOAH!!!

*The force causes all my clothes to fall off*
 
*DK takes the tuxedo and puts it on.*

*DK decides to rob a bank to pay my rent.*

*DK picks up the AK-47*

*I get plastic surgery for my face.*

My master plan is working! :giggle:

*TM 101 contains "TM Explosion"*

Good thing I have an extra copy.

*I drop the remote that controls it to see if curiosity does indeed kill the cat.*
 
Sorry for not posting on this for a while. Now back into character.

*I see a dude grab the detonator*

No wait du-

*The dude gets blown up*

Hey look! His clothes are still intact.

*I put on the clothes and pick up his wallet*

*I find a coupon for Starbucks in the wallet*

I deem this useless!

*I throw the coupon on the ground and continue the search for Cipher Vistra*
 
*A dog eats the coupon.*

*The dog travels through time and into the future.*

*The dog gets butchered.*

*He went so fast he dropped his tail 2 seconds into the future.*
 
*I pick up the tail*

*It's radioactive from time traveling*

Hmmmm, even Foshi won't eat this.

*The tail shows me an image of the future of how I catch Cipher Vistra*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*In my hysterical laughing I drop my backpack*
 
*The backpack lands on my toe.*

Cool! There's a Homerun Bat in here.

*Takes the bat.*

*Leaves a message behind that quotes the great Philips CD-i.*
 
Finds the note

Meh, I don't care about this thing

throws it in the trash and finds a stray cat

stray cat has sharp claws so I drop it
 
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*Catches reciept*

Wow there's a coupon for a free pizza!

*Orders pizza*

*Uses coupon*

Well time to continue searching for Cipher

*Drops one of the slices of pizza*
 
*Picks up photo*

Huh. Ninjas my butt. They were clumsy enough to get caught in a photo.

It's really cold out here.

*Burns the photo to keep warm*

*The smoke of the fire turns into a hand and pulls me into a portal in the fire*

Ahhhhh!

*Drops self portrait*
 
Wow this is ugly *paints graffiti and sells on eBay*
Wow I got 20 cents YES!!! I jump and my TM-666 falls out from my inventory.
Oh crap.
 
Huh what's this?

*Googles it*

*Can't figure out what it is*

Oh well.

*Throws it away*

*It blows up*

Aaahhhh!!

*Drops a cup of water*
 
*Catchtes and splashes it on little brother.*
Thx I needed that. Oh and by the way that TM contained Splash.
*Drops Miyamoto's head* I uhhh found it.
 
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