You've reached the end of the world. Sorry it couldn't come to the phone right now. Leve a message!
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Don't worry Nin, I dropped my pants the moment I saw the apocalypse coming. It ran away like a little child. But did I show mercy? Oh no, I chased after it, lunged, and so help me cheese, I gave that apocalypse a night it would NEVER forget.
And this is the story of how I prevented certain doom from occurring all over the world.
It's only 8:37 AM here. So I have a while until destruction. If the world does end I won't be on to share it with you though. My friend and the girl I like are coming over so yeah.
I couldn't say that without laughing. xD
I couldn't say that without laughing. xD
its 6:09 pm here... *looks out the window* ... nope the sky isn't falling and I don't see the Horsemen flying around killing everyone...
Feel bad for those pussys and the parrot. Some fruit cake wanted to murder little kittens n his bird so they would not have to witness judgement day today. http://www.topix.com/news/earthquake/2011/05/sonoma-county-man-plans-mercy-killing-of-pets-ahead-of-rapture
Feel bad for those pussys and the parrot. Some fruit cake wanted to murder little kittens n his bird so they would not have to witness judgement day today. http://www.topix.com/news/earthquake/2011/05/sonoma-county-man-plans-mercy-killing-of-pets-ahead-of-rapture
Super Leaf
Official N3DSC Leaf
I threatened to bomb his house if he does
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TheUltimateKoopa
Banned
So, you ****ed up religous ****s... how are you coping with... non-death?
AkaenRievkelar
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Boy, sure was such wonderful weather during the rapture, aye guys?
kunino-sagiri
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Do you get advertising revenue for this or something?
SuperMarioFanX100
Insane, but humble
If you're still here on earth, it means that you didn't follow the instructions. At exactly 5:59 PM local time, you were supposed to take off all your clothes, walk out into the street, raise up your arms and wait.
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Star Bright
Right behind you.
This is why all these "apocalyptic predictions" are so harmful, especially to, in this case, Christianity. It instills this kind of a mood in people. :/
kunino-sagiri
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Good. It'll teach the religious leaders to tolerate nutters in their midst.
In fact i saw on the news at about 6:30pm a feature about this nonsense, where a senior bishop was saying what utter rubbish it is.
In fact i saw on the news at about 6:30pm a feature about this nonsense, where a senior bishop was saying what utter rubbish it is.
Super Leaf
Official N3DSC Leaf
5:54.No signs yet
They also depict Jesus as tall and white. I'm purty sure he would've been short and olive/brown-skinned.
By the way, +1 for surviving the apocalypse!...unless all of you are dead and I'm the only one who survived D=
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*pictures self in stolen Ferrari on highway devoid of human life*
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Super Leaf
Official N3DSC Leaf
Harold Camping is a freaking gayguy *inside joke,long story
SuperMarioFanX100
Insane, but humble
It's a shame he spent Millions of dollars of people's money who believed him and supported him, all for nothing. But then again, they were foolish enough to believe him.
I heard on the news that some guy said that it's gonna happen tomorrow now. -__-
If there are still groups of Judgement day people tomorrow, someone should get a friend to mingle in. the guy should bring a capgun, Drive by and 'shoot' the friend. then he'll get up and be all zombie-like. XD I'd actually kill to see that go down.
If there are still groups of Judgement day people tomorrow, someone should get a friend to mingle in. the guy should bring a capgun, Drive by and 'shoot' the friend. then he'll get up and be all zombie-like. XD I'd actually kill to see that go down.