Yuffie.
"Practice makes perfect!" *Giggles*
Cloud: "Practice for what?"
"Uhhh..For when the real thing comes around!"
Get on Skywheel, Cloud goes first then she asks if he's forgetting someone. Yuffie starts spinnng the wheel like crazy then she starts watching the flying space ranger stuff and spinning the wheel more while laughing. Then she starts feeling motion sickness (running joke through the game) and sits down saying she needs a break.
Chocobos run around. "Un-freakin-believable!"
Fireworks everywhere. Yuffie stares at Cloud then doesn't know what to say for a while.
"So, I heard you and Tifa go way back."
"Yeah."
"I also heard she used to have a big crush on you."
"That so?"
"Well, not at first. Apparently, even as a kid you had that "weird loner" vibe. But then one day, BAM! She caught the love bug! Were you into her?"
"Don't remember."
"Really? Though I gues that makes sense. Tifa said she was so busy after the move to Midgar that she forgot all about you too. Dunno what it is about you guys but I think I get it. I had a thing for a SOLDIER once. Least I think he was a SOLDIER. I wanted to prove myself so I hit him with all my best moves. Was like I was hittin him with a few energy blasts. After a few salvos, he shouted "Ya got me!" and at the time I totally bought it. Of course, he was just playing along for a dumb kid. And one I realised that, I was pissed and I couldn't stop thinking about him. I swore to myself that one day I'd blast that jerk for real! Did some hardcore training so I could give him a beatdown. But eventually it dawned on me he was just being nice. Like, he was a really nice guy! The more I thought about it, the more I realised - wow - I like him. Y'know? Maybe it's because of those feelings I still can't fire energy blasts.
"I can help" (LOL)
"With the energy blasts? Or my feelings? *Raises eyebrows*
"The former. Feelings ain't my thing."
"Think we both kinda suck in that department."
Fireworks, Yuffie whispers in his ear. Can't hear what it is, Cloud goes "huh?" and looks shocked.
Yuffie: "I-I mean th-that's the sorta thing you're supposed to do in these situations. It was just practice! So don't go thinking it means anything, okay?! Argh, say something!"
Cloud: "Something." (LOL again)
"Are you kidding me?! I do somethig nice for you and that's what I get?! You lousy jerk!"
Fireworks and cut to black.
"Tell anyone about tonight and you're a dead man!" Yuffie runs off.
No kiss. #agenda