Make a wish and have it corrupted.

Granted, but you go insane by writing everything normal and mirrored and your head explodes.
I wish for the ability to call on chuck norris whenever I want to.
 
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Granted, but you made no wish.
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lol I meant to do that

Granted, but he beats yo ass down.

I wish for my MacBook Pro to explode in a fiery ball of flames, cause that would be awesome.
 
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Granted, but it explodes into fiery balls of flame right in your face, and you get third degree burns.

I wish for nothing.
 
Granted, but the update cuts short during a necessary reboot, and it's now completely useless.

I wish for a bigger bedroom so I can have a TV to play video games.
 
Granted, you get a mile wide bedroom and the tv is far away from the door.
I wish to be able to poop out rainbows.
 
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Granted, but it's diahorrea with vomiting, so you are sent to the ICU where you die of overrainbow.


I wish for gruesomeness.
 
Granted, but they are deadly.

I wish it was December 2, 1997 so I could see myself as a baby coming out of my mom's stomach.
 
Granted, but there's no way to go back to the present, so you have to watch your entire life instead of living it, until finally you die.

Wish that yoshi's were real.
 
Granted, but they killed anything near it.

I wish I could go to December 2, 2097 and live in the future.
 
Granted, but it's made of clay and expired hot sauce.
I wish to see people's deaths by touching them.
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