Make a wish and have it corrupted.

Granted, but you got tired of seeing the rainbow.

I wish I had $999,999,999,999,999,999.99.
 
Granted, but you donate it all to charity, and have nothing left.

I wish the 3DS camera would take better pictures.
 
Granted, but you could only take 1 good picture and all bad.

I wish that Billy Mays had actually made those funny commercials like the ones on Youtube. Ex: Suicide Putty.
 
Granted, but it killed everything in its path, including you.

I wish my pillow was fluffier, so my neck wouldn't hurt whenever I am sleeping.
 
Granted, but its so fluffy that while your sleeping the sides of the pillow cave-in and suffocate you.

I wish the November 3DS update included a drawing app.
 
Granted, but it is only in black and white.

I wish It was 11/30/2011 so that the update would be out.
 
Granted, but your 3ds broke after you got the update
I wish to see someone mow a lawn like this:
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Granted, but your then your brain blows up.

I wish for cookie cake.
 
Granted, but then you realize it's puke cake.

I wish I would die of eating too much pie.
 
Granted, but you went down to *he double hockey sticks.*

I wish I could fly.
 
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Granted, but a plane's propellor grinds you up and pieces of Yoshian fall to the ground.

I wish for peanut butter.
 
Granted, but you eat some and discover you have a peanut allergy.

I wish for snow.
 
Granted, but you made no wish.

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