Make a wish and have it corrupted.

Granted, but it's a whale so the shipping costs cause you to go bankrupt.


I wish for only positive things in my life to happen, with henceforth there being absolutely no negative effects to this wish, that would cause me or anyone I know any sort of discomfort, or in an extreme case death.
 
Granted, but you make the wish on Opposite Day, making it all negative.

I wish that pack of Sonic figurines I saw yesterday didn't have one with a broken arm.
 
Granted, but Mario was driving straight towards the screen, broke the screen, and ran over you.

I wish I could start recording videos on my 3DS.
 
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Granted, but it turns out to be the worse award on the site. The horrible award.

I wish it would snow, so I could make a snow igloo and a giant snow slide about 10 feet high so me and my neighbor can sled down it and go super fast.
 
Granted, but it is unfinished.

I wish I could time travel back in time to 1492, and say ''Why not use an airplane?'' And show people of that era a 3DS.
 
Granted, but there's no electricity to charge it with, so it's no use.
I wish for Flash on the Internet Browser.
 
Granted, but the videos have no sound.

I wish I had a square trampoline that is a mile wide and a mile long.
 
Granted,but you take one jump, and break your ankle for life.

I wish for a wish.
 
Granted, But the updates don't work for you.

I had The power to turn invisible.
 
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Granted, but everything you buy is destroyed as soon as you touch it.

I wish unicorns were real
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