Make a wish and have it corrupted.

[Member]

Granted, but they killed you.

I wish it was tomorrow, so it was my birthday party.

 

[Yoshi64Mario]

Granted, but it's a disaster and everyone including family leaves you to clean up.

I wish I didn't have to work today.

 

[nolongerhere22]

Granted but you have to work all day tomorrow

I wish nothing existed

 

[SupremeGameExpert]

Granted, but something existed.
I wish I was in a KNOWN meme and not crap that link and sketch make up.

 

[Link 70222]

Granted, homework becomes well known and you're in it.

I wish for everyone to have a reasonable life span.

 

[Dudedude]

Granted, but you die very early.

I wish to have a magical Santa hat.

 

[Rio021]

Granted, but you give it to me.

I wish for something small.

 

[Member]

Granted, but it was coal.

I wish there was a Super Scribblenauts 3DS game.

 

[Shiny Zoroark]

Wish Granted but Max appears out and slaps you in the face


I wish that i was a Boo

 

[Shiny Zoroark]

Wish Granted But you accenditally push too hard on your Touch screen and crack it


I wish that i had Mario Kart 7

 

[Vivian]

Granted, but it's a pirated copy and you get busted by the CIA.


I wish for HOTPOCKETS. LOVELY, LOVELY HOTPOCKETS.

 

[Member]

Granted, but they are so hot you get a third degree burn and you have to go to the hospital.

I wish it wasn't so boring.

 

[Rio021]

Granted, but your still extremely bored.

I wish for ice cream.

 

[SupremeGameExpert]

Granted, but it was experimental ice cream that can freeze even fire. Enjoy living encased in ice.
I wish for present from santa to throw presents to me from a firetrucking firetruck.

 

[Member]

Granted, but they were pieces of dry ice and bottles of liquid nitrogen and you died.

I wish... you a merry Christmas and a happy new year!

 

[SupremeGameExpert]

Granted, but your not happy this year nor christmas.
I wish I had a nyan cat.

 

[Rio021]

Granted, but it goes up into space and you never see it again.
I wish I had a Bouncy Afro [font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]R[/font][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]A[/font][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]I[/font][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]N[/font][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]B[/font][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]O[/font][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]W [/font][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Sheep.[/font]

(My precious sheep...no one shall take it from me! MWHAHAHA!)

 

[Vivian]

Granted, but he works in the Law department, so he's intelligent and no fun.



I wish for everything to absolutely suck.