The Most Impossible Answers About Mario!(Just for fun)

He spent all his coins playing dice with a greedy luma.

What IT company does Bullet Bill own?
 
Gun insurance.

How come Mario isn't on an insurance commercial yet?
 
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Because then people would buy that [font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]insurance.[/font]

[font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Where does Lakitu get his clouds from?[/font]

Why does Mario wear the same clothes in every game?
He spent all his coins playing dice with a greedy luma.

Heh, that guy sure was a sucker, didn't know when to stop.......I mean umm....not that it was me of course.....
 
he farts them out

when was the last tiem mario actually plumbered anyways?
 
When Bowser hired him to fix his lava pipes.

Where did Cosmic Mario come from?
 
its actually sonic in disguise

what happens if bowser loses his shell?
 
he has a very dirty job

why is yoshis nose so big?
 
Because they need to distinguish fruits and Shy Guys.

Why does Peach carry an umbrella even when it's not raining?
 
Because the Angry Sun cannot see people in the shade.

Why do Chargin' Chucks throw baseballs when they're football players?
 
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Because Mario took all the footballs from them.

Why do you never see Mario and Luigi's parents?
 
Because they never have parents. They were created by prof. E.Gaddd.

Why does Weegee like spaghetti?
 
Because she's Japanese. (Your question is just...hard.
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How did Lakitu get his unlimited Spiny supply?
 
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You need to answer the question above, then ask a new question.

Anyways, [font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]How did Lakitu get his unlimited Spiny supply? [/font]
 
You need to answer the question above, then ask a new question.

Anyways, Back to this question: [font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]How did Lakitu get his unlimited Spiny supply? [/font]
 
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his cloud is a spiny factory

what are goombas made of?
 
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