The Most Impossible Answers About Mario！(Just for fun）

205 B.C.

When did Bowser start throwing barrels?
 
Right after DK became his hero.
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Why do MagiKoopas fly on brooms instead of using wings?
 
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Because they are in reality, Marisa Kirisame's subordinates. They'd have wings and be named "Para*something*" if they were Bowser's.

How is Goomba able to wield a bat and glove in baseball when he has no arms?
 
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They use Psychic powers.

How is King Boo able to drive go-karts without feet?
 
theres a goomba in the kart and king boo tells him weather to break or gas

who is toadsworth?
 
mario stole bowsers pancakes

where is mario right now?
 
EDIT: He is kidnapped in Bowser's Castle waiting for Toad to save him.

What is toad's favorite activity?
 
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his favorite activity is telling mario that that princess is in another castle, even when she isnt

who is waluigi?
 
wario is waluigi's uncle's cousin's mother's father's granddaughter

what are lumas?
 
This is what one of my friends say..............Starfy's Great Great Grandchildren.

Why is Peach's name Peach?
 
her parents were fruit

what gender is birdo?
 
Male. Because he likes bow knots and all those stuff.

Why does Bowser never kidnap Daisy?
 
Because Bowser wants one wife.

How tall is Mario in reality, and I don't mean some guy dressed up like him, I mean from the actual game.
 
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Because there are no male koopas.

Why does Mario wear the same clothes in every game?
 
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