The Most Impossible Answers About Mario！(Just for fun）

Because they were formed by people died due to Mario and Luigi are too ugly for them, and now they don't want to see their face again and try to kill them.

Why does Yoshi wear shoes?
 
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yoshi doesnt wear shoes, those are his feet, all yoshis are born with feet that look and feel like shoes

whats mario's favorite food?
 
Fruit Cake.

Why does Bowser keep stealing Peach?
 
he is secretly helping mario lose weight

whats under shy guys mask?
 
Dude you DON'T WANT TO KNOW!
 
Miyamoto is secretly itialian

what gender is birdo?
 
santa clause

what color is mario
 
their all actually waering hats

how many kids does bowser have?
 
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whats luigis garl friend and no its not barney
 
he dips it in blood every day

why doesnt peach do anything when shes kidnapped?
 
The world may never know... fufufufu...

Name all of Paper Mario's ally buddies (and I just mean Paper Mario from the N64).
 
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cos shes a dumb blond and has no idea about whats going on, either that or shes dead

why is princess peach called princess peach?
 
pikachu, bulbasaur, squirtle, charizard, and snorlax

what was mario called in his 1st game?
 
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