The Most Impossible Answers About Mario！(Just for fun）

they sniff dogs butts

what does luigi think of daisy
 
She's a "boy".

What is Wario's job?
 
to try and kill barney


who does yoshi like
 
yoshi likes mario

marios 1st game?
 
wizard101


luigis first game
 
Goombas are failures from toad scientists trying to make mushrooms and scatter them in the blocks in mario world for mario when princess is kidnapped by bowser.
 
no question?

why is yoshis tounge so long?
 
Because they use their tongues to wash themselves.

What does a bulb berry do?
 
they destroy cities

wheres the mushroom kingdom?
 
Somewhere in Gensokyo...

Name a game where Mario NOT a main character? (I get the feeling that I've/someone else has asked this before)
 
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super mario bros

how old is mario?
 
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Luigi

how many toads are there?
 
0...Toads are just hallucinations of everyone in the Mushroom Kingdom.

Why does Bowser have hair?
 
Because if he's bald everyone would be blind.

Where was Rosalina born?
 
Clogged toilet emergecy

How does Luigi's nose move around so much in SSBB?
 
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