You've reached the end of the world. Sorry it couldn't come to the phone right now. Leve a message!

[Star Bright]

Sorry.

This was just too badly timed. Remember, we haven't had enough time to freak out about 2012 yet!

 

[Link 70222]

I'm gonna have fun leveing a message.

Spoiler

Fix the title, yo.

 

[Wasabi Jellyfish]

U mad doomsdayfags?

Look Harold Camping, I'm really happy for you and Imma let you finish but the Mayans had one of the best doomsday predictions of all time!

I gave that bitch a fake apocalypse, bitches love fake apocalypses.

Armageddon's coming. Better drink my own piss.

Harold Camping, Y U NO PREDICT THE APOCALYPSE RIGHT?!

Yo Gawd, I herd you like scaring people, so I put a false prophet in your religion so you can scare idiots while you laugh from above.

Fucking Christians, how do they work?

World ends everywhere at 6PM, you can't explain that.

Rapture... COME AT ME BRO!

Dumbasses, Dumbasses everywhere.

And not a single rapture was given that day.

Newfags can't predict

"The end of the world is approaching!" Challenge accepted.

"The end of the world is approaching!" What is this I don't even.

"The end of the world is approaching!" Cool story bro.

"The end of the world i- ALL GLORY TO HYPNOTOAD!"

"The end of the world i-" tl;dr

The rapture is a lie!

I think that's enough... FOR NOW!

 

[Super Leaf]

U mad doomsdayfags?

Look Harold Camping, I'm really happy for you and Imma let you finish but the Mayans had one of the best doomsday predictions of all time!

I gave that bitch a fake apocalypse, bitches love fake apocalypses.

Armageddon's coming. Better drink my own piss.

Harold Camping, Y U NO PREDICT THE APOCALYPSE RIGHT?!

Yo Gawd, I herd you like scaring people, so I put a false prophet in your religion so you can scare idiots while you laugh from above.

Fucking Christians, how do they work?

World ends everywhere at 6PM, you can't explain that.

Rapture... COME AT ME BRO!

Dumbasses, Dumbasses everywhere.

And not a single rapture was given that day.

Newfags can't predict

"The end of the world is approaching!" Challenge accepted.

"The end of the world is approaching!" What is this I don't even.

"The end of the world is approaching!" Cool story bro.

"The end of the world i- ALL GLORY TO HYPNOTOAD!"

"The end of the world i-" tl;dr

The rapture is a lie!

I think that's enough... FOR NOW!

lol that makes more sense than the bible.

 

[Melty]

I dropped my pants the moment I saw the apocalypse coming. It ran away like a little child. But did I show mercy? Oh no, I chased after it, lunged, and so help me cheese, I gave that apocalypse a night it would NEVER forget.

Just goes to show, we can always count on NintenDan to rape the apocalypse for us.

 

[NintenDan]

I dropped my pants the moment I saw the apocalypse coming. It ran away like a little child. But did I show mercy? Oh no, I chased after it, lunged, and so help me cheese, I gave that apocalypse a night it would NEVER forget.

Just goes to show, we can always count on NintenDan to rape the apocalypse for us.

That's what I'm here for! *ruffles random kid's hair and looks at him with a generic smile*

Oh Billy, you'll understand what I'm talking about when you're older.

 

[Mr.L]

How was everyones Judgement Day?

Mine was great, went to an amusement park with a bunch of ladies and saw lots of friends.

 

[SuperMarioFanX100]

 

[Floof5467]

Not only was yesterday Judgement Day, it was also technically the end of the world the Mayans predicted. The Mayans didn't have the year zero, meaning 2012 would have actually been yesterday. Which is funny that we interpreted the end of the Mayan calender as the end of the world. Seeing as how there calender is a circle.....it probably goes IN A CIRCLE.

Anyway two awful predictions knocked down in one day.

 

[SuperMarioFanX100]

Hm? Never heard of that one. Cool I guess.

 

[TheUltimateKoopa]

Everyday, it's a getting closer
Going faster than a rollercoaster.

I HOPE DRUMS FALL FROM THE SKY AND ALIENS COME TO BRING PEOPLE INTO "HEAVEN"

Love like yours will truly come my way.
A-hey, a-hey, hey!

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=KduJS8y48jc

1957 songs pwn 2011 songs

Also, this video is very appropriate:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZMwKPmsbWE

 

[Claraviolet]

There are many funny ringtones and voice messages that resemble this message. Sometimes it's funny to read them but when I think about all the why's and how's then I would get irritated a lot.